{"title":"Official Positions","description":"\u003cp\u003eItems bearing the Official Positions of the Department for Actually Building Things. Denoting rank, role, and departmental affiliation.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"the-nimby-tears-mug-ref-dabt-mug-001","title":"The NIMBY Tears Mug","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"auto\"\u003eCrockery, for the desk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"auto\"\u003eA regular ceramic mug reading NIMBY TEARS in letterspaced capitals on both faces. 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Refill as the objections roll in.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eApplications processed in the order received.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Department for Actually Building Things","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic \/ White \/ Green","offer_id":54376363786579,"sku":"MUG-CER-W\/GN","price":12.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1088\/2131\/5923\/files\/mockup-902a09e1840b8d44cd5c5ea3b46154d3.png?v=1784724725"},{"product_id":"the-nimby-tears-mug-ref-dabt-mug-1","title":"The NIMBY Tears Mug","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"auto\" style=\"letter-spacing: 0.16px;\"\u003eCrockery, for the desk.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"auto\" style=\"letter-spacing: 0.16px;\"\u003eA regular ceramic mug reading NIMBY TEARS in letterspaced capitals on both faces. Holds tea, coffee, and a quiet sense of vindication.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul dir=\"auto\" class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\" style=\"letter-spacing: 0.16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e11oz white ceramic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePrinted both sides, so the position faces outward whichever hand holds it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eDishwasher and microwave safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eMaintenance directive: wash as needed. Refill as the objections roll in.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"auto\" style=\"letter-spacing: 0.16px;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eApplications processed in the order received.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Department for Actually Building Things","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic \/ White \/ Cobalt Blue","offer_id":54376370569555,"sku":"MUG-CER-W\/CO","price":12.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1088\/2131\/5923\/files\/mockup-41ed7edb05865d8a111535d68fefa63b.png?v=1784724783"},{"product_id":"born-too-late-ref-dabt-tee-001","title":"Born Too Late","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"letter-spacing: 0.01em;\"\u003eOrganic cotton in Departmental Navy, printed in Archive Cream with the only sentence you need at the reunion: born too late to buy a house, born just in time to build a city. The first half is a complaint. The second half is a planning application.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"auto\" class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e100% organic cotton, 180gsm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eSingle-colour print, front only\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eBlank back, as regulation requires\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eUnisex sizing, XS–3XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eMaintenance directive: wash cool, inside out, line dry. 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Two words of process and one of finality, for the wearer who has read every objection, noted them all, and intends to build regardless. The consultation had a beginning. This is the end.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"auto\" class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e100% organic cotton, 180gsm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eSingle-colour print, front only\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eBlank back, as regulation requires\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eUnisex sizing, XS–3XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eMaintenance directive: wash cool, inside out. No further comments will be accepted.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eApplications processed in the order received.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eSizing Guide\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eGarment Measurements\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eSIZES\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eXXS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eXS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e4XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e5XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eA - Half Chest\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e45.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e47.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e49.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e53.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e56.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e59.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e63.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e67.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e72.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e77.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eB - Body Length\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e62.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e65.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e69.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e73.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e75.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e77.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e79.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e81.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e83.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e84.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eC - Sleeve Length\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e21.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e25.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e25.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eAll garment measurements are shown in centimetres (cm). 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The adverb is correct. The procedure is available. Where the arrow points is a matter for the courts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"auto\" class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e100% organic cotton, 180gsm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eSingle-colour print, front only\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eBlank back, as regulation requires\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eUnisex sizing, XS–3XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eMaintenance directive: wash cool, inside out. The arrow is permanent. So is the precedent.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eApplications processed in the order received.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eSizing Guide\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eGarment Measurements\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eSIZES\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eXXS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eXS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e4XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e5XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eA - Half Chest\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e45.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e47.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e49.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e53.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e56.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e59.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e63.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e67.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e72.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e77.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eB - Body Length\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e62.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e65.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e69.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e73.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e75.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e77.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e79.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e81.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e83.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e84.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eC - Sleeve Length\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e21.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e25.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e25.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eAll garment measurements are shown in centimetres (cm). Garment sizes are approximate and for guidance only.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eTo Fit Measurements\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eSIZES\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eXXS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eXS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eXXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e4XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e5XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eTo Fit Chest Size\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e36 inch\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e37.5 inch\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e39 inch\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e42 inch\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e44.5 inch\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e47 inch\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e50 inch\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e53.5 inch\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e57 inch\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e61 inch\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e","brand":"Department for Actually Building Things","offers":[{"title":"French Navy \/ XX-Small","offer_id":54376401666387,"sku":"STTU169-FNY-XXS","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"French Navy \/ X-Small","offer_id":54376401699155,"sku":"STTU169-FNY-XS","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"French Navy \/ Small","offer_id":54376401731923,"sku":"STTU169-FNY-S","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"French Navy \/ Medium","offer_id":54376401764691,"sku":"STTU169-FNY-M","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"French Navy \/ Large","offer_id":54376401797459,"sku":"STTU169-FNY-L","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"French Navy \/ X-Large","offer_id":54376401830227,"sku":"STTU169-FNY-XL","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"French Navy \/ 2X-Large","offer_id":54376401862995,"sku":"STTU169-FNY-2XL","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1088\/2131\/5923\/files\/mockup-131f76f2e5256b22e47f5c62ade6061e.png?v=1784725025"},{"product_id":"just-f-ing-build-something-ref-dabt-tee-009","title":"Just F***ing Build Something","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"auto\"\u003eThe Department's unofficial motto.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"auto\"\u003eOrganic cotton in Black, printed in White. What everyone thinks by the fourth hour of the meeting, stated on a shirt so you don't have to say it aloud. The asterisks are a courtesy. The sentiment is not.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"auto\" class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e100% organic cotton, 180gsm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eSingle-colour print, front only\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eBlank back, as regulation requires\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eUnisex sizing, XS–3XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eMaintenance directive: wash cool, inside out. Some words survive the wash.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eApplications processed in the order received.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eSizing Guide\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eGarment Measurements\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eSIZES\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eXXS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eXS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e4XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e5XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eA - Half Chest\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e45.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e47.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e49.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e53.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e56.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e59.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e63.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e67.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e72.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e77.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eB - Body Length\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e62.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e65.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e69.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e73.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e75.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e77.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e79.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e81.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e83.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e84.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eC - Sleeve Length\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e21.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e25.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e25.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eAll garment measurements are shown in centimetres (cm). 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The whole housing argument, reduced to the only reason that ever really mattered. No irony. The Department means this one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"auto\" class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e100% organic cotton, 180gsm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eSingle-colour print, front only\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eBlank back, as regulation requires\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eUnisex sizing, XS–3XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eMaintenance directive: wash cool, inside out. Best worn within walking distance.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eApplications processed in the order received.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eSizing Guide\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eGarment Measurements\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eSIZES\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eXXS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eXS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e4XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e5XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eA - Half Chest\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e45.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e47.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e49.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e53.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e56.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e59.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e63.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e67.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e72.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e77.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eB - Body Length\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e62.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e65.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e69.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e73.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e75.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e77.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e79.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e81.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e83.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e84.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eC - Sleeve Length\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e21.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e25.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e25.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eAll garment measurements are shown in centimetres (cm). Garment sizes are approximate and for guidance only.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eTo Fit Measurements\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eSIZES\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eXXS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eXS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eXXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e4XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e5XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eTo Fit Chest Size\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e36 inch\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e37.5 inch\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e39 inch\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e42 inch\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e44.5 inch\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e47 inch\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e50 inch\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e53.5 inch\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e57 inch\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e61 inch\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e","brand":"Department for Actually Building Things","offers":[{"title":"Off White \/ XX-Small","offer_id":54376921661779,"sku":"STTU169-OWT-XXS","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Off White \/ X-Small","offer_id":54376921694547,"sku":"STTU169-OWT-XS","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Off White \/ Small","offer_id":54376921727315,"sku":"STTU169-OWT-S","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Off White \/ Medium","offer_id":54376921760083,"sku":"STTU169-OWT-M","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Off White \/ Large","offer_id":54376921792851,"sku":"STTU169-OWT-L","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Off White \/ X-Large","offer_id":54376921825619,"sku":"STTU169-OWT-XL","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Off White \/ 2X-Large","offer_id":54376921858387,"sku":"STTU169-OWT-2XL","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Off White \/ 3X-Large","offer_id":54376921891155,"sku":"STTU169-OWT-3XL","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1088\/2131\/5923\/files\/mockup-2a4e7050cd4dfd867cc4cfe96f94ef83.png?v=1784725924"},{"product_id":"the-newts-have-better-housing-than-you-ref-dabt-tee-006","title":"The Newts Have Better Housing Than You","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"auto\"\u003eAn observation on the housing ladder.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"auto\"\u003eOrganic cotton in Departmental Green, printed in Seal Gold. The great crested truth of British planning: some species are guaranteed a home, and you are not one of them. Worn without bitterness. Mostly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"auto\" class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e100% organic cotton, 180gsm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eSingle-colour print, front only\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eBlank back, as regulation requires\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eUnisex sizing, XS–3XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eMaintenance directive: wash cool, inside out. Pond not included.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eApplications processed in the order received.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eSizing Guide\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eGarment Measurements\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eSIZES\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eXXS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eXS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e4XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e5XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eA - Half Chest\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e45.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e47.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e49.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e53.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e56.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e59.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e63.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e67.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e72.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e77.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eB - Body Length\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e62.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e65.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e69.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e73.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e75.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e77.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e79.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e81.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e83.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e84.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eC - Sleeve Length\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e21.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e25.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e25.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eAll garment measurements are shown in centimetres (cm). Garment sizes are approximate and for guidance only.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eTo Fit Measurements\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eSIZES\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eXXS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eXS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eXXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e4XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e5XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eTo Fit Chest Size\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e36 inch\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e37.5 inch\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e39 inch\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e42 inch\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e44.5 inch\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e47 inch\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e50 inch\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e53.5 inch\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e57 inch\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e61 inch\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e","brand":"Department for Actually Building Things","offers":[{"title":"Glazed Green \/ XX-Small","offer_id":54376961737043,"sku":"STTU169-GLG-XXS","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Glazed Green \/ X-Small","offer_id":54376961769811,"sku":"STTU169-GLG-XS","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Glazed Green \/ Small","offer_id":54376961802579,"sku":"STTU169-GLG-S","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Glazed Green \/ Medium","offer_id":54376961835347,"sku":"STTU169-GLG-M","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Glazed Green \/ Large","offer_id":54376961868115,"sku":"STTU169-GLG-L","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Glazed Green \/ X-Large","offer_id":54376961900883,"sku":"STTU169-GLG-XL","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Glazed Green \/ 2X-Large","offer_id":54376961933651,"sku":"STTU169-GLG-2XL","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Glazed Green \/ 3X-Large","offer_id":54376961966419,"sku":"STTU169-GLG-3XL","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1088\/2131\/5923\/files\/mockup-eb5700562a0413b1b02579c0302552be.png?v=1784726044"},{"product_id":"pro-newt-pro-homes-pro-people-ref-dabt-tee-008","title":"Pro-Newt, Pro-Homes, Pro-People","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"auto\"\u003eThe manifesto, in three words.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"auto\"\u003eOrganic cotton in Departmental Navy, printed in Archive Cream. Nature and housing are not opposites, whatever the objection letter says. The Department is for all three, and sees no contradiction.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"auto\" class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e100% organic cotton, 180gsm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eSingle-colour print, front only\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eBlank back, as regulation requires\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eUnisex sizing, XS–3XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eMaintenance directive: wash cool, inside out. Compatible with the countryside.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eApplications processed in the order received.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eSizing Guide\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eGarment Measurements\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eSIZES\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eXXS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eXS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e4XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e5XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eA - Half Chest\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e45.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e47.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e49.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e53.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e56.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e59.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e63.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e67.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e72.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e77.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eB - Body Length\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e62.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e65.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e69.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e73.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e75.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e77.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e79.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e81.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e83.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e84.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eC - Sleeve Length\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e21.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e25.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e25.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eAll garment measurements are shown in centimetres (cm). Garment sizes are approximate and for guidance only.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eTo Fit Measurements\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eSIZES\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eXXS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eXS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eXXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e4XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e5XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eTo Fit Chest Size\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e36 inch\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e37.5 inch\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e39 inch\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e42 inch\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e44.5 inch\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e47 inch\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e50 inch\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e53.5 inch\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e57 inch\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e61 inch\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e","brand":"Department for Actually Building Things","offers":[{"title":"French Navy \/ XX-Small","offer_id":54376978547027,"sku":"STTU169-FNY-XXS","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"French Navy \/ X-Small","offer_id":54376978579795,"sku":"STTU169-FNY-XS","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"French Navy \/ Small","offer_id":54376978612563,"sku":"STTU169-FNY-S","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"French Navy \/ Medium","offer_id":54376978645331,"sku":"STTU169-FNY-M","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"French Navy \/ Large","offer_id":54376978678099,"sku":"STTU169-FNY-L","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"French Navy \/ X-Large","offer_id":54376978710867,"sku":"STTU169-FNY-XL","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"French Navy \/ 2X-Large","offer_id":54376978743635,"sku":"STTU169-FNY-2XL","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"French Navy \/ 3X-Large","offer_id":54376978776403,"sku":"STTU169-FNY-3XL","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1088\/2131\/5923\/files\/mockup-a4618f2b743367145e8bce1b06d5da05.png?v=1784726107"},{"product_id":"protected-species-everyone-but-you-ref-dabt-tee-004","title":"Protected Species: Everyone But You","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"auto\"\u003eA position on priorities.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"auto\"\u003eOrganic cotton in Departmental Green, printed in Archive Cream. A note on a system that will halt a thousand homes for a newt and not one for a renter. Said drily, because the alternative is shouting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"auto\" class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e100% organic cotton, 180gsm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eSingle-colour print, front only\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eBlank back, as regulation requires\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eUnisex sizing, XS–3XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eMaintenance directive: wash cool, inside out. Habitat permitting.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eApplications processed in the order received.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eSizing Guide\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eGarment Measurements\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eSIZES\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eXXS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eXS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e4XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e5XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eA - Half Chest\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e45.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e47.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e49.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e53.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e56.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e59.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e63.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e67.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e72.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e77.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eB - Body Length\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e62.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e65.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e69.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e73.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e75.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e77.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e79.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e81.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e83.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e84.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eC - Sleeve Length\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e21.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e25.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e25.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eAll garment measurements are shown in centimetres (cm). Garment sizes are approximate and for guidance only.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eTo Fit Measurements\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eSIZES\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eXXS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eXS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eXXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e4XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e5XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eTo Fit Chest Size\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e36 inch\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e37.5 inch\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e39 inch\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e42 inch\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e44.5 inch\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e47 inch\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e50 inch\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e53.5 inch\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e57 inch\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e61 inch\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e","brand":"Department for Actually Building Things","offers":[{"title":"Glazed Green \/ XX-Small","offer_id":54377026453843,"sku":"STTU169-GLG-XXS","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Glazed Green \/ X-Small","offer_id":54377026486611,"sku":"STTU169-GLG-XS","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Glazed Green \/ Small","offer_id":54377026519379,"sku":"STTU169-GLG-S","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Glazed Green \/ Medium","offer_id":54377026552147,"sku":"STTU169-GLG-M","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Glazed Green \/ Large","offer_id":54377026584915,"sku":"STTU169-GLG-L","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Glazed Green \/ X-Large","offer_id":54377026617683,"sku":"STTU169-GLG-XL","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Glazed Green \/ 2X-Large","offer_id":54377026650451,"sku":"STTU169-GLG-2XL","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1088\/2131\/5923\/files\/mockup-374fba642e0874790dd3c6e07334c5e5.png?v=1784726164"},{"product_id":"statutory-consultee-of-your-downfall-ref-dabt-tee-005","title":"Statutory Consultee of Your Downfall","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"auto\"\u003eA formal notice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"auto\"\u003eOrganic cotton in Anthracite, printed in Seal Gold. The language of the planning system, turned on the planning system. For those who have sat through enough hearings to earn the joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"auto\" class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e100% organic cotton, 180gsm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eSingle-colour print, front only\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eBlank back, as regulation requires\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eUnisex sizing, XS–3XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eMaintenance directive: wash cool, inside out. Objection duly noted, and overruled.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eApplications processed in the order received.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eSizing Guide\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eGarment Measurements\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eSIZES\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eXXS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eXS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e4XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e5XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eA - Half Chest\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e45.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e47.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e49.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e53.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e56.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e59.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e63.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e67.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e72.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e77.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eB - Body Length\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e62.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e65.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e69.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e73.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e75.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e77.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e79.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e81.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e83.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e84.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eC - Sleeve Length\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e21.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e25.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e25.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eAll garment measurements are shown in centimetres (cm). Garment sizes are approximate and for guidance only.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eTo Fit Measurements\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eSIZES\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eXXS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eXS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eXXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e4XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e5XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eTo Fit Chest Size\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e36 inch\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e37.5 inch\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e39 inch\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e42 inch\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e44.5 inch\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e47 inch\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e50 inch\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e53.5 inch\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e57 inch\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e61 inch\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e","brand":"Department for Actually Building Things","offers":[{"title":"Anthracite \/ XX-Small","offer_id":54377088385363,"sku":"STTU169-ANT-XXS","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Anthracite \/ X-Small","offer_id":54377088418131,"sku":"STTU169-ANT-XS","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Anthracite \/ Small","offer_id":54377088450899,"sku":"STTU169-ANT-S","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Anthracite \/ Medium","offer_id":54377088483667,"sku":"STTU169-ANT-M","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Anthracite \/ Large","offer_id":54377088516435,"sku":"STTU169-ANT-L","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Anthracite \/ X-Large","offer_id":54377088549203,"sku":"STTU169-ANT-XL","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Anthracite \/ 2X-Large","offer_id":54377088581971,"sku":"STTU169-ANT-2XL","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Anthracite \/ 3X-Large","offer_id":54377088614739,"sku":"STTU169-ANT-3XL","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1088\/2131\/5923\/files\/mockup-7064698c1ee35860ffaec76a8385760a.png?v=1784726226"}],"url":"https:\/\/buildthings.shop\/collections\/official-positions.oembed","provider":"Department for Actually Building Things","version":"1.0","type":"link"}