{"product_id":"statutory-consultee-of-your-downfall-ref-dabt-tee-005","title":"Statutory Consultee of Your Downfall","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"auto\"\u003eA formal notice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"auto\"\u003eOrganic cotton in Anthracite, printed in Seal Gold. The language of the planning system, turned on the planning system. For those who have sat through enough hearings to earn the joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"auto\" class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e100% organic cotton, 180gsm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eSingle-colour print, front only\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eBlank back, as regulation requires\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eUnisex sizing, XS–3XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eMaintenance directive: wash cool, inside out. Objection duly noted, and overruled.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eApplications processed in the order received.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eSizing Guide\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eGarment Measurements\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eSIZES\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eXXS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eXS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e4XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e5XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eA - Half Chest\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e45.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e47.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e49.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e53.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e56.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e59.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e63.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e67.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e72.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e77.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eB - Body Length\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e62.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e65.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e69.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e73.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e75.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e77.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e79.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e81.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e83.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e84.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eC - Sleeve Length\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e21.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e25.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e25.5 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26.0 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eAll garment measurements are shown in centimetres (cm). 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